We always thought free was a magic word – a word so influential it could make you buy AS SEEN ON TV products like the preposterous SlobStopper (an adult bib for while-driving eating and drinking) if the purchase included free shipping.

So imagine our surprise when we discovered free wasn’t even in the top 10 most powerful words in the English language – and that even such mundane verbiage as proven, results and safety had somehow superseded it on the list.

(You is first, by the way.)  

The reason for free’s low critical standing is no one believes it anymore. We’ve been told something’s free too many times only to discover there’s a catch – and it’s buried in two-point type in a 5,000 word disclaimer.

Well we’re here to tell you – at Sands of Kahana free means free, and it gives us great pleasure to announce that you can now print your boarding passes on our business center PC at no charge.

Zip. Zero. Nada. Nothing. A big ol’ goose egg.

In other words, beautifully, blissfully, no-strings attached FREE!

Sands of Kahana